Ms. Toody Goo Shoes

Ms. Toody Goo Shoes

I've hung up my dress-for-success clothes, and pulled my domestic "genes" out of storage.

Monday, January 11, 2016

Monday On My Mind: Crazy Stuff I Think About


Am I the only one who wonders about crazy stuff?

Here are a few things on my mind this morning.

 Why does my cleaning lady 
insist on make flowers out of the tissues?


She just cleaned the toilets with those hands.

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How come I wasted 5 minutes reading
"29 Gloriously Hilarious Ways 



You just did, too, now, didn't you ;)

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I don't understand Linked In 
job recommendations...
why did it recommend these jobs to me, a former TV executive):


  • Counsel for Major League Baseball
  • An entry-level position in the very department I used to oversee. 
  • Vice President of Economic Thinking 
(Mr. Goo Shoes burst out laughing at this last one)

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If someone breaks a mirror in your house,
who gets the bad luck for seven years...
the person who broke it, 
or you, because it's your house?


Or...do you split the difference, and each get 3 1/2 years?

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That's what's on my mind this Monday.
What's on your mind today?

 

17 comments:

  1. I doubt this will help, but you're not alone. I think about the poop emoji all the time. Like, who decided to give it a smiley face? I've never seen a happy poop, have you?

    Truly, these are life altering issues! lol

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  2. Monday's are always thinking about changing the bed and listing my chores for the week. Kinda boring don't you think?
    Have a great week Amy.
    Mary

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  3. Hahaha - and if I can borrow your cleaning lady she can make tissue flowers as long as she cleans "insert poop emoji".

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  4. I think of random things to. The flowers out of tissues cracks me up.

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  5. Lol on the poop emoji, I send this to my daughter all the time! Don't know why but it's our thing! I also wonder about the Linked In jobs because I get recommendations that don't mean a lick of sense! And yes, I am always thinking of weird random stuff, have a great day!!

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  6. So does your cleaning lady not wash her hands?

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  7. Too funny Amy! I too wonder about the linked in jobs, the suggestions are always off the wall strange. My bathroom question is does the toilet flusher handle get cleaned in other homes, mine does?
    xoxo,
    Vera

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  8. Amy, are too cute!Is not just Monday's for me! I get so intense on Pinterest, that I have dreams of me pinning things on the wrong board.Which of course happens as I maniacally can go.at it. Have so many boards and tap, oh know, then resin it to the correct board. They, (whomever they are), tell my I pinned it already, as long f I didn't know!!See what I mean? ADHD at 54!Both blessing and a (sort of) curse.Now about that cleaning lady... Just where have those hands been? How much poop did she have to clean? Men ARE so much messier with the poop thing, and smellier. On that note.

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  9. Amy, are too cute!Is not just Monday's for me! I get so intense on Pinterest, that I have dreams of me pinning things on the wrong board.Which of course happens as I maniacally can go.at it. Have so many boards and tap, oh know, then resin it to the correct board. They, (whomever they are), tell my I pinned it already, as long f I didn't know!!See what I mean? ADHD at 54!Both blessing and a (sort of) curse.Now about that cleaning lady... Just where have those hands been? How much poop did she have to clean? Men ARE so much messier with the poop thing, and smellier. On that note.

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  10. Aww thanks for the laugh Amy. Yesterday I was trying to figure out meal planning for the week. Something I need to get better at! Have a great day.

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  11. I'm, sorry but I'm just having a hard time not being jealous that you have a cleaning lady AND that awesome amazing super cool mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :)

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  12. LOL... I'm looking at my blog list and wondering wth is a Poop emoji...grins---pretty much not in my life, lol. Too funny, this is what happens when you are locked in the house and have watched too much netflix...I'm convinced. Hubby is now on the 5th1930-40's airplane movie...OY!, and I'm reading blogs, LOL.














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  13. I am not familiar with the poop emoji. I must look into that! I wake up Monday morning thinking how I have the whole house to myself at the start of a new week and then before I know it, it's Friday!

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  14. You are TOO funny! I have never used that emoji because it's just gross. I guess your cleaning lady is trying to impress you with her cute flowers as a kind gesture perhaps? She's using that as her trademark too. Ha! I'm sure she wore gloves to clean your toilets. At least she better have! I am not superstitious so breaking a mirror probably wouldn't bother me. But if I was superstitious, I would say that the person who broke the mirror would have the bad luck.

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  15. Love that mirror!

    " If someone breaks a mirror in your house,
    who gets the bad luck for seven years...
    the person who broke it,
    or you, because it's your house?"

    I always think it's the person who breaks it but you do have a point! Maybe go halves! Maybe just be extra careful!

    All the best Jan

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  16. You are TOO funny, my friend! I gotta say, though, I can definitely see you coaching major league baseball more than the other two suggestions. After all, you got management skills, and you'd look adorable in a cap!

    Poppy

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