I mean, NO ONE complains when you say
"I need to stop in the Ladies Room...again."
They say, "Me, too!"
And no one complains when you say
"Can we stop in this store?"
They say, with enthusiasm,
"Of course! Let's stop in every store!"
No one complains when you take an enormous suitcase,
with enough clothes for a cruise around the world.
They say, "I brought five coats and 14 pairs of shoes!"
And no one will roll their eyes when you say,
And no one will roll their eyes when you say,
"Should I buy this? I don't really need it."
They will say,
"Who says you have to need it?
And that's the way it was,
on a recent girls' weekend in Boston
on a recent girls' weekend in Boston
with two sets of sisters,
who happen to be cousins.
who happen to be cousins.
It was a laugh-till-you-can't-breath,
pee-in-your-pants kind of weekend.
Boston may never be the same.
I hadn't been to Boston in years...
in fact, it was so long ago that it felt like my first time.
The four of us drove up on a Friday morning,
the first weekend in April,
the first weekend in April,
for another cousin's wedding.
We stayed at the Millenium Hotel in downtown Boston...
which has been a marketplace and meeting hall since 1742,
Now, it's a hugely popular tourist destination,
with lots of souvenir shops and fast food.
I wonder what Paul Revere would think --
"The Starbucks are coming?"
I wonder what Paul Revere would think --
"The Starbucks are coming?"
Since there were no men with us
who needed to nap as soon as we got to the hotel,
we dropped our bags and hit the town.
There's a good reason it's been an institution since 1926...
We ordered way more than was humanly possible to consume...
three different "individual" pizzas, which were huge...
and then we finished it all, LOL.
We left with full stomachs and killer garlic breath,
in search of Boston's best cannoli.
We stopped several people to ask which bakery had the best,
and everyone said "The Modern."
So, of course, we went to...
Why?
I don't know why.
Maybe we're used to NY-style cannoli,
I don't know why.
Maybe we're used to NY-style cannoli,
but we did not love them.
Shoulda gone to The Modern.
Shoulda gone to The Modern.
I was in Boston for all of two hours,
and had already gained five pounds.
I always get a lump in my throat
when I see people from all walks of life
paying tribute to the six million Jews
who were murdered by the Nazis.
The marketplace at Faneuil Hall
was our final destination of the afternoon.
We looked, but we didn't touch.
and then,
we met a bunch of our other cousins for dinner at Anthem,
right in the Faneuil Hall square.
I went for the cholesterol special --
New England clam "chowdah"
I'm not sure I ever laughed as hard as I did that night,
but let's just say that the waitress actually pulled up a chair
because we were having that much fun.
because we were having that much fun.
I've got funny cousins, yes I do.
Next day, we were up and out early,
and headed to Newbury Street
for some breakfast and shopping.
for some breakfast and shopping.
We kept asking for directions to The Paramount -
a restaurant that was supposed to have a great breakfast.
a restaurant that was supposed to have a great breakfast.
which had us walking completely around
Boston Commons.
No worries...
When we finally did find the Paramount,
there was an hour wait to get in.
On our walk, we stumbled upon the "Cheers" bar...
Fortified with omelettes and coffee,
we walked over to Newbury Street,
where we went into almost every store...
and every Ladies' room, too.

Later that night, was the reason
we came to Boston in the first place...
we came to Boston in the first place...
The Wedding!
Four showers, one taxi, an elevator ride,
and thirty-three floors later...
Four showers, one taxi, an elevator ride,
and thirty-three floors later...
As was the Bride...
What an entrance!
Could you walk down those stairs in a long gown and heels?
Me?
I would have had a reverse-Jennifer Lawrence moment...
giving "Here Comes The Bride" new meaning.
"Look out belooooow!"
She nailed it, though.
"I do."
They did.
Mazel Tov!
I don't have to tell you
that we had the most fun table, do I?
that we had the most fun table, do I?
After a farewell brunch on Sunday,
the girls' weekend was over,
and we headed out of Bean Town...
and we headed out of Bean Town...
Yes, we may have left Boston
weighing a few more pounds
than we did when we arrived...
but on the "Good Times" scale of 1-10,
our weekend was a...
10...
11...
I think we broke the scale.
weighing a few more pounds
than we did when we arrived...
but on the "Good Times" scale of 1-10,
our weekend was a...
I think we broke the scale.
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